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As a regular feature of Devil Talk, I provide a shamelessly pro-Duke analysis of each game. Over the years I have endeavored not to retread the same hallowed hackneyed hyperbole. It does get to be a bit of a stretch by the end of the season, searching for new terms for basketball. But each season brings with it a new change to forget I've already used rock, pumpkin, orb, sphere-o-plenty, precious orange thang, butternut squash, geometric concept of a single point and the shape suggested by all points 15.4378 centimeters distance from that point, and so on and so on...

Anyway, here are some samplings from the past:

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